What Should We Call Kat

By now, I’m sure you have seen the What Shall We Call Me Tumblr and all of its spinoff sites. Clips from popular culture are captioned, GIFed and provided as a way to describe something that we all go through in young adult life.

This weekend, a few things happened that totally deserve the “What Should We Call Me” treatment.

1) I went to the Boston Red Sox vs. Washington Nationals game Friday night, and there was a young lady under the influence who thought it prudent to start the wave in the top of the second inning.

At first I was like:

And then I was like, “Girl, puh-leeze.”

 

2) On Sunday, I had to drive Route 95 by myself for only the third time in my life. Every time I drive 95, I feel like this famous Clueless scene (without the making out of course):

 

 
3) There is this ongoing petty argument between WEEI.com’s Kirk Minihane and Comcast SportsNet New England’s Joe Haggerty. And it’s taking everything in my power to not tweet at both and say, “You know, there are tons of hard-working writers toiling on beats who would LOVE to be in your shoes, so why don’t you let them take over for you both while you’re fighting like two high school girls fighting over a dream prom dress.”

Every time I see this stupid and depressing argument resurface on Twitter, I’m all like:

After day four of this ongoing argument, I did this:

(If the animations don’t work at first, click on the image and they will. I’m trying to fix that.)