I have looked up to my father for a lot during the years. He taught me to appreciate sports – that blue-collar introverts like ourselves could use sports discussion as the great equalizer. He taught me to be a workaholic, and to give 140% to any job and employer. He also taught me to appreciate music, as he was a guitarist and drummer in a local band and also a music journalist back in early-mid 1980s Rochester.
So it is in his honor that I would like to announce today, April 1st, that I am now in a band. A few of my friends and I have formed a folk band entitled, “Kevin Sneddon’s Playoff Beard.” Tone Deaf Me will be playing cowbell and Coke bottle.
Sneddon, UVM’s always interesting coach, inspired us with his goatee all season, and he really amped up the growth during the Catamounts playoff run. Last weekend, during his team’s first round Regional loss to eventual Frozen Four team Wisconsin, Sneddon sported quite a thick, substantial, and highly groomed patch of facial hair.
Thus, to honor the best facial hair of any current college hockey coach, our band decided to name ourselves after Sneddon and his goatee. We are well on a song-writing kick, having pulled all-nighters to jump start the band. Our current songbook includes such original ditties as:
“Ode to Parker”
“The Tragedy of the University of No Hardware”
“Short Forwards, Tall D-Men: They All Like Flannel”
“The Little Tech School That Could”
“Two and Out: The Ballad of Denver”
“Oh Little Rink in Andover”
“Kevin Sneddon’s Playoff Beard” hopes to release our first EP on iTunes around May 1, just in time to feed college hockey fans’ season withdrawal. Our manager, Mike LaFontaine, is working to get our first round of live shows set: looks like they’ll be at T’s Pub, Mary Ann’s, with our first big show at Matthews Arena. The arena has been so empty lately that they were eager to fill it with anything, including our lowly band.
April Fools! I’m tone deaf, thus I would never be in a band, despite my father’s musical talents and encouragement. Sneddon’s playoff goatee was pretty epic, however. There better be a student band at UVM with this name sometime soon…